"Don't about it, most people won't notice your toupee..."
"'Cause they'll be blinded by that tacky shirt."
"Pardon me, sir. I mean, madam."
"Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me..."
"But, WHOO! Try a breath mint first!"
"If I were you, I'd be trying bury my ugly mug too."
"What's with that uniform, are you pretending to be a cop?"
"Well, maybe you should be fired."
"Is the clown still chasing you?"
"The one you stole that fright wig you call hair from?"
"If you look up 'shaky' in the dictionary, there's a picture of this place."
"I've seen nicer cardboard boxes on Skid Row."
"Someone needs to be introduced to a little concept called 'anger management.'"
"So do you, if by good you mean bald, four-eyed, and ugly."
Stitch inside Heckler's mouth
"You taste like old sock!"
"That's why you use the rotten ones, genius."
"Hoo boy, these people are too easy!"
"Who's next, I'm on a roll."
"I see you bought the dictionary of two phrases cover to cover."
"'Rubber-headed rubber fish'? That's your idea of a genius insult?!"
"I've seen better digs in my vegetable garden."
"What's the 'H' stand for, 'Help, I got a towel around my neck'?"
"Well, I can see you've been working on the accent..."
"I almost understood a word you said just now."
"I-I-I'm wondering, what are you anyway? The 'H' says hamster, but that tail is all poodle."
"Hate to insult and run...nah, I love it."
"That girl's nose looks like--"
"But I...he...you...I got nothin'!"
"I'm all alone in the world!"
"You throw like a little girl!"